Pak Pandir was a judge at one time, one day a man came to see him. He was crying.
Man : Your buffalo has killed mine.
Pak Pandir : Idiot! How would the buffalo know that it is a crime to kill another Buffalo? Case dismissed!
Man : My mistake, I said it wrong. In fact my buffalo has killed yours.
Pak Pandir : Then that is another problem. We’ll have to open the law book and see what it says.